미국 22개 농담으로 영어 공부하기

 

 

Hello! 미국 농담으로 영어 공부하기

 

오늘은 미국 농담으로 영어공부 해볼게요. 매일 단어 외우고 문법 공부하고 똑같은 거 하시기 지겨울 겁니다. 그래서 재미있는 미국 농담으로 공부를 해보자고요. 저도 미국에 오래 살았지만 가끔은 이해하지 못하는 미국 농담들도 있어요. 그만큼 농담들은 짧지만 이해하기에는 기본적이 지식과 문화이해가 필요한데 나름 이해하기 쉬운 걸로 골랐습니다. 

 

어려워도 한번 쭉 보세요. 보시다가 이해하는 것을 찾으면 기쁘고 쾌감이 있지요! 

(어떤 분들한테는 너무 쉬울 수도 있고요!

 

참고로 어떤 농담은 별로 웃기지도 않고 또한 싱거울 수 있으니 참고해 주세요^^

 

 

 

 

Let's start.

 

 

1. Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire. That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a firplace.

 

2. Why don' pirates take a shower before they walk the plant? They just wash up on shore.

 

3. Two Hollywood stars ran into each other at the door of their psychiatrist's office.

"Hello, there, " said one. 

"Are you coming or going?"

"If I knew that, " said the other,

"I wouldn't be here."

 

4. At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"

"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."

 

5. A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They'are appalled by his haircut, his tattoos his piercings. Later the gir's mom says, "Dear, he doesn't seem to be a very nice boy."

"Oh, please, Mom!" say the daughter.

"If he wasn't nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?'

 

6. Did you hear about the one about the shepherd who drove his sheep through town and was given a ticket for make a ewe turn?

 

7. 'We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the bottle, and if the bottle pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a nickel. By the time, I was 14, I owned my own house."

 

8. Restaurant patron: "Waiter, I'd like a bottle of wind."

Waiter: "What year, sir?"

Patron: "Well, I'd like it right now."

 

9. Mrs.Smythe was making final arrangements for an elaborate reception. "Nora, " she said to her veteran servant, "for the first half-hour I want you to stand at the drawing-room door and call the guests' names as tehy arrive."

Nora's face lit up. "Thank you, ma'am, " she replied. "I've been wanting to do that to some of your friends for the last 20 years."

 

10. At a Hollywood wedding reception, one woman remarked how lovely the star looked as a bride, and another said sweetly, "Oh, she always does, She's thrown a bridal bouquet often enough to have piched a nine-inning game."

 

 

 

 

 

 

여기서 한번 쉬고 갈게요!!

 

 

 

 

 

11. My husband was building shelves in our bedroom and, intending to continue his work the next day, left some tools on my dress, including a hammer, screwdriver, and chisel.

The following morning, while I was in front of the dresser combing my hair, my teenage daughter walked in. 

"hi, Mom, " she said, taking a look at the dresser. "Fixing your face?"

 

12. One day a man showed up at the office wearing a pair of new shoes made of turtle skin. When a co-worker asked him how he like them, he replied thoughtfully, "Well, they're the most comfortable shoes I've ever worn but I do have one unusual problem with them. it took me an hour and a half to walk out of the store."

 

13. One day in early fall a class of second-graders was discussing "What I want to be when I grow up." The teacher received the usual replies-a fireman, a nurse, then whe asekd a youngster deep in thought what he would like to be someday. He looked up with a frown and replied. "I don't even know what I want to be for Halloween yet!"

 

14. Phoning a patient, the doctor say, "I have some bad news and some worse news. The bad news is that y ou have only 24 hours left to live."

"That is bad news, " the patient replies. "What could be worse?"

The doctor answers, "I have been trying to reach you since yesterday."

 

15. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a bout and drink beer all day.

 

16. "First, the doctor told me the good news. He siad that I was going to have a disease named after me."

 

 

 

 

 

17. If Dracula can't see his reflection in the mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?

 

18. Randy Pausch is a renowned computer science professor, but that didn't carry much weight with his mother. Aftr he got his Ph.D., she introduced him to friends by saying, "This is my son. He's a doctor, but not the kind who helps people."

 

19. Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow interent to see who they really are.

 

20. "I don' think I look thirty, do you, dear?' asked the wife.

"No, darling, now now, "

"But you used to."

 

21. "When she talks it isn't conversation-it's filibuster."

 

22. Comedian W.C. Fieds, describing a town that ran out of whiskey: "We lived for days on nothing but food and water."

 

몇 개나 웃으셨나요? 저는 별로인 것도 있었지만 여러분들은 재미있게 읽으셨기를 바랍니다.

웃으면서 영어 공부하기 나쁘지 않아요.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

겨울왕국1 대본으로 영어 공부~!

 

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